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		<title>August 31, 2010 Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max: I have misplaced my monocle. It was a gift to me when I was but knee high. I can&#8217;t even begin to think of where to find one as grand as the one I had. You were the first person (after Tom Ford) that I thought of to ask. Help please? - The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>August 22, 2010 Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max: Do you think your Mommy would ever be interested in writing a book about supernaturals where you could be a small side character?  You are a bad-ass talking dog after all. Would you like to be in one of her books? - Super K Dear Super K: Great idea, but you’re aiming a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>August 12, 2010 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/august-12-2010-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caprice</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Green Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jersey Shore]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Prince]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max: I often refer back to TV shows or my interests when I talk to people, and I&#8217;m pretty sure all my friends and family have had enough. I know I need to tone down the Family Guy/Facebook/Green Day talk a notch, but it&#8217;s kind of hard to not bring it up. Any tips? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>August 5, 2010 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/august-5-2010-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max: Is 7 a.m. too early to start drinking if I don&#8217;t have to go to work? What about Bloody Marys? Are those okay? - Breakfast of Champions Dear Breakfast: It’s never too early to start drinking. Come to think of it, why even wake up sober? Isn’t that the worst time to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>July 30, 2010 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/july-30-2010-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caprice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max, Scooting your butt across the carpet: Does it feel as good as it looks? - Roids in Rochester Dear Roids, Yes. Next question… I’m sorry, Roids, you’re still here? You want me to elaborate on the Secret Art of the Butt Scoot? Hey, what kind of name is Roids in Rochester, anyway? Are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>July 18, 2010 Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caprice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max, Why in the name of heaven have the cast members of Jersey Shore NOT been sterilized? Is no one else shrinking in terror and disgust at the thought of them reproducing? It seems as though it should certainly be mandated, does it not? - Horrified of These People Dear Horrified, As you might expect, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NOH8</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 04:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caprice was thrilled to become part of The NOH8 Campaign &#8212; a photographic silent protest created by celebrity photographer Adam Bouska and partner Jeff Parshley to promote and raise awareness for Marriage Equality and anti-discrimination.  Photos feature subjects with duct tape over their mouths, symbolizing their voices being silenced by Prop 8 and similar legislation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>June 29, 2010 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/june-29-2010-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 04:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max, What’s with weathermen? Do they have to be cheesy as a prerequisite for the job? - Embarrassed for These People Dear Embarrassed, Why are you embarrassed for them? Being a television meteorologist (let’s not be sexist, there are plenty of cheesy weatherwomen these days) is the best job in the world. Okay, that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship!</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/bitch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.capricecrane.com/bitch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caprice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uniting all dog lovers and fans of great writing with this humor-meets-heart collection, critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America’s best known humorists – authors, comics, actors – to write hilarious, never-before-told tales about their beloved dogs. Caprice is contributing an essay to this humorous dog anthology titled, I’m Not the Biggest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>June 21, 2010 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.capricecrane.com/722912774/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Max: I’m an aspiring writer. Could you please let me in on some of your writing tips? You seem to be quite the creative dog. Also, I saw your picture… I’m a miniature female Yorkie – in heat. Hahahaha, you know, just FYI. – Writer’s Block Dear Writer’s Block: I’m always happy to help a [...]]]></description>
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